Quotes from Alias --- Sydney: Write this down. E. M. E. T. I. B. Got it? Now, reverse it. Vaughn: Look, if I'm not back in a couple of hours I'm probably dead.
Weiss: Good to know. Vaughn: Let's take things one step at a time. This is a charge of C4.
I can tell because there's 'C4' written all over it. Agent Jack Bristow: Shepard killed Danny. I'm assuming you know that.
Sydney: If I hadn't, thank you for breaking it to me so gently. Marcus Dixon: Listen, while you're grabbing the Rambaldi manuscript, if you happen to see a sandwich...
Sydney: You got it. Vaughn: Any questions, so far?
Sydney: Yeah. Can you show me what a bag looks like again? Agent Marshall Flinkman: He also happens to own the largest collection of pornographic art
in all of Madrid. Which... I thought was an interesting fact. Sorry. Sloane: Marshall, would you please go back to work?
Agent Marshall Flinkman: Just to clarify, I'm not being fired?
Sloane: Back to work means not fired. Sydney: How do I look?
Marcus Dixon: For the record, that's a question you never have to ask. Francie: "Dear Aunt Stephanie. Unfortunately, as my mother has informed you, the wedding
is off so I am returning your kind gift of a coffee maker because, as it turns out,
the man to whom I was engaged is a deceitful, two-faced, sex-crazed jackass.
All my love, Francie."
Sydney: It's not too harsh. Agent Jack Bristow: Mr. Vaughn, you're young and you're eager, and I understand that.
But one thing you're not, and this is something only time can provide, really, is wise. Vaughn: You wrote a lot.
Sydney: I know.
Vaughn: I mean, it's, like, Tolstoy long. Sydney: Why are you looking at me like that? Did you guys break something of mine? Will: I know, I just don't want to miss the previews, though.
They're, like, my favorite part. Agent Jack Bristow: If you tell anyone about this conversation,
you will no longer be able to wear a hat. Vaughn: Now, the guys say it's bitchin, so I assume it's...bitchin. Sydney: I just wanted to rip his finger right off again.
Does that make me a bad person? Haladki: I think your judgment is impaired.
Vaughn: I think I'm going to kick your ass! McKenas Cole: Oh, wow, that was a moderately clever retort. Will: So, I'm not annoying to dead people. Sydney: Well, go ahead and raid my closet.
Francie: Thanks...but I've got boobs. Will: Who would live a double life like that?
Sydney: There are people. McKenas Cole: [To Sydney] Now, I know I'm not the subtlest guy when it comes to women
and I probably said something insanely inappropriate, because you told me if I ever
talked to you again, you'd break my kneecaps. Which just made me love you. McKenas Cole: I am now standing in Sloan's...tastefully minimalistic office. Sydney: Why does that guy have such a guilty look on his face?
Francie: Yesterday, Ginger told Rod that Gavin was Ruby's pimp,
but Rod didn't even know that Ruby was a prostitute..
Sydney: Who's Gavin?
Francie: Ruby's father.
Sydney: Ew! Vaughn: You just threw your pager into the Pacific.
Sydney: I know. Agent Marshall Flinkman: It's a digital camera. I have it at 42 exposures,
but I wanna get it to 47 because...it's a prime number. Sydney: The highlight of my social-life was my dorms salad-bar. Sydney: Your dancers ... suck. Sydney: Or what? I'm grounded? [discussing Will's hickey]
Will: It's very embarrassing.
Sydney: What, the fact that I saw it or just that it's there at all?
Will: Look at it. I feel like I'm 15 years old.
Sydney: That's about the age of your intern. Agent Marshall Flinkman: That sound that you're- you know, that 'boom'?
That's my mind blowing. [Sydney's pager beeps]
Will: You can just say good guys or bad guys.
Sydney: Neither, my father. Agent Jack Bristow: The illusion of freedom is better than none at all. [Sydney and Marshall have just talked their way past a security post]
Sydney: What did you say to him?
Agent Marshall Flinkman: [nervous] I don't know. I think it was "Go away I can smell you from here" in Ewok. Agent Marshall Flinkman: My name is Marshall J. Flinkman, and I'm here to rescue you! Marcus Dixon: [shouting] Are you ready to party?
Sydney: Are you ready to party?
Marcus Dixon: I speak nine languages. Techno is not one of them. [Vaughn is watching Syndey seduce an obese enemy agent.]
Vaughn: I'm going to kill that guy. Sark: Good luck.
Sydney: I don't need luck from you, you son of a bitch.
Sark: Wonderful attitude. [Marshall is offered a job with the real CIA.]
Vaughn: Hi, I'm Michael Vaughn. Welcome to the CIA.
Agent Marshall Flinkman: Uh, yeah I've heard that one before. Sydney: Vaughn?
Vaughn: How come you never call me Michael?
Sydney: I call you Michael sometimes.
[pause]
Sydney: Vaughn. [Francie has hypnotized Will Tippen]
Francie: Now I'm going to count back from five, and when you wake up, you will remember nothing of this conversation.
All you will remember is that you had the best sex of your life. [About Kendall]
Agent Jack Bristow: Legally he's right, Ethically he's an ass. Kendall: Just so we're clear, Mr. Vaughn, I know all about your participation in
busting Agent Bristow out of federal custody. Convince her to talk to her mother,
or face charges of obstructing justice and harboring a fugitive.
Vaughn: Guess it's two-for-one day on blackmail. Sydney: Some people go miniature golfing with their parents.
We go to India to look for nukes. Vaughn: You're probably gonna say no to this, but I wanna go to India.
Kendall: Go.
Vaughn: "Go"? What... Are you trying to get rid of me? [An alarm will go off in 15 seconds if set off]
Vaughn: So you said you could disarm it in under 20 seconds, how far under 20?
Sydney: I work better under pressure. Noah Hicks: I told you to meet me in San Pedro.
Sydney: I never got a letter.
Noah Hicks: I didn't send you a letter. I wasn't allowed to discuss my reassignment.
I encoded a message in a junk e-mail. You should've been able to pick it up from the subject line.
Sydney: I always set my computer to filter out junk e-mail. Vaughn: Yeah... I'll break into the Vatican with you. Francie: Okay, seriously, we are not putting chocolate chips in the pancakes.
Will: I got news for you. Oh yes we are. Vaughn: Uh, I don't have an easy answer to that.
Kendall: I'll take a complicated one. Sydney: There's a hamburger behind you. Agent Jack Bristow: Sydney can be stubborn. Where she got that from is anyone's guess.